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The soda logo you wish was real. This "SPANK ME" parody shirt hijacks everyone’s favorite lemon-lime drink into something infinitely more suggestive.
Looks legit until someone double-takes
Unisex fit for doms, subs, and chaotic neutrals
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling (so it’s soft as hell, just saying)
Wear it to:
The club (watch the bartender’s face)
Family BBQs (destroy your aunt Karen)
Anywhere you want free reactions
Disclaimer:
Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Not affiliated with Sprite™ or any sane corporation.
Spank Me Unisex Hoodie
€35,49 EUR
Reliable shipping
Flexible returns
Looks legit until someone double-takes
Unisex fit for doms, subs, and chaotic neutrals
50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling (so it’s soft as hell, just saying)
Wear it to:
The club (watch the bartender’s face)
Family BBQs (destroy your aunt Karen)
Anywhere you want free reactions
Disclaimer:
Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Not affiliated with Sprite™ or any sane corporation.